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T-Shirt — If you can't be the sharpest tool in the shed (you can always be the hoe) — Funny Garden Quote Tee

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$22.49$24.99
Colors: Black
Sizes: S
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
Soft, reliable, and quietly clever — this classic tee carries a touch of wry humor right across the chest. Lightweight yet sturdy cotton sits close to the skin without clinging, while a clean crew neckline and classic fit keep the silhouette familiar and easy to wear. The playful, low-key text in calming tones reads like a small inside joke you can wear to the workshop, the weekend market, or a lazy coffee run. It feels like a worn-in favorite from the first wear: comfortable, honest, and a little bit cheeky.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (medium-weight 180 g/m²) for breathable, durable comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and long-lasting fit
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed front and sleeve designs; tear-away label for itch-free wear
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced US cotton and 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric

Fabric

Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric

Without side seams

Without side seams

Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar without seam

Ribbed knit collar without seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Warranty

Warranty

EU warranty - 2 years

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

Dual Printing Techniques

Dual Printing Techniques

Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.

Fiber composition

Fiber composition

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, Russet, Safety Green, and Safety Orange are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;

BleachingIroningDrycleaning WashingDrying

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.

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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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